is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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