I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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