quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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