I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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