So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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