he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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