Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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