But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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