Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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