Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
