gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
