Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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