Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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