I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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