Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's shark week go big or go home
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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