im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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