Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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