i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Randomize