Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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