And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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