butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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