What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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