That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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