love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
its not stalking. its research.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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