By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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