i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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