We won't sleep together?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
In America we eat man semen.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
