I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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