i'm signing you up for texting rehab
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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