he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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