so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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