the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just pee around me
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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