My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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