Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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