I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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