Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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