Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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