I like to think it a success when the cops are called
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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