So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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