Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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