I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I am mentally ready for anal.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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