Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
