You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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