I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
