Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
