ya dads aren't the best wingmen
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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