Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize