i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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