just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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