we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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