Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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