u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
