What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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