are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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