I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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